tentakewl:

how do you expect me to ask strangers for a job I can’t even ask my friend’s mom for a glass of water 

1 year ago on Aug 22
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me: sorry i can't go outside today i'm busy running an unpopular blog
1 year ago on Jul 28
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666-slut:

dont even mention going back to school to me i will throw up on you right there

1 year ago on Jul 28
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mattfrombusted:

when u lay on your side and ur bra shifts halfway around the world

1 year ago on Jul 28
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mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo
1 year ago on Jul 04
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HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.

1 year ago on Jul 02
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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

1 year ago on Jun 14
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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

1 year ago on Jun 13
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i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

1 year ago on Jun 13
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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

1 year ago on Jun 13
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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

1 year ago on Jun 01
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grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

1 year ago on May 23
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sixsteen:

i ship me and money

1 year ago on May 19
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